经典科幻文学:《银河系漫游指南》第24章3

"Well, the Earth Mark Two in fact," said Slartibartfast cheerfully. "We're making a copy from our original blueprints."
There was a pause.
"Are you trying to tell me," said Arthur, slowly and with control, "that you originally ... made the Earth?"
"Oh yes," said Slartibartfast. "Did you ever go to a place ... I think it was called Norway?"
"No," said Arthur, "no, I didn't."
"Pity," said Slartibartfast, "that was one of mine. Won an award you know. Lovely crinkly edges. I was most upset to hear about its destruction."
"You were upset!"
"Yes. Five minutes later and it wouldn't have mattered so much. It was a quite shocking cock-up."
"Huh?" said Arthur.
"The mice were furious."
"The mice were furious?"
"Oh yes," said the old man mildly.
"Yes well so I expect were the dogs and cats and duckbilled platypuses, but ..."
"Ah, but they hadn't paid for it you see, had they?"
"Look," said Arthur, "would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
For a while the aircar flew on in awkward silence. Then the old man tried patiently to explain.
"Earthman, the planet you lived on was commissioned, paid for, and run by mice. It was destroyed five minutes before the completion of the purpose for which it was built, and we've got to build another one."
Only one word registered with Arthur.
"Mice?" he said.

“喔，实际上应该足地球二号。”司拉提巴特法斯特愉快地说，“我们正在按照我们的原始蓝图制造一个副本。”
一阵短暂的沉默。
“你是想告诉我，”阿瑟缓缓说道，极力控制着自己，“是你们……制造了地球？”
“噢，是的。”司拉提巴特法斯特说，“你曾经上过一个地方……我想应该是叫挪威吧？”
“没有，”阿瑟说，“我没去过。”
“真遗憾，”司拉提巴特法斯特说，“那是属于我的。是我的获奖作品，你知道。多么可爱的曲折海岸线啊。当我听说它被毁灭时，真是难过极了。”
“你感到难过？”
“是的。不过5分钟以后就好多了。真是一场令人震惊的混乱。”
“什么？”阿瑟说。
“老鼠发怒了。”
“老鼠发怒了？”
“哦，是的。”老人温和地说。
“是的，好吧，我倒是希望狗啊、猫啊和鸭嘴兽什么的也这样，可是……”
“哦，可是它们并没有付钱啊，明白吗？不是吗？”
“你瞧，”阿瑟说，“如果我现在就放弃，然后疯掉，是不是能够节省你很多时间？”
有那么一会儿，空中飞车在一阵尴尬的沉默中飞行着。然后，老人耐心地试图向阿瑟解释这一切。
“地球人，你所居住的那颗行星是老鼠订制、付款和管理的。把它造出来有一个目的，但就在它实现这个目的之前5分钟，它被毁掉了。所以我们正在建造另外一个。”
阿瑟整个脑子里只有一个词。
“老鼠？”他说。