趣图妙语:美丽的动物标本

Animals are so cute, even when they're dead…sometimes. Taxidermy has been resurfacing both in fashion and as a hobby. Since most legitimate taxidermy classes are in the middle of bumblefrig nowhere, people have taken to DIY projects in their living rooms. The results are a bunch of rogue taxidermy projects which range from super cute and convincing to horrible and weird. We've sifted through the trauma to bring you only the cutest, most adorable animals you didn't know were actually dead.
动物们真是太可爱了，有时候，即使它们去世了也一样地可爱。制作标本不但已经形成一种时尚，更是一种爱好。自从政府允许开课教授制作标本后，人们就可以回家自己DIY制作标本了。结果就是一大堆可怕的，古怪的标本涌现出来，但，这里我们只筛选出最可爱，最讨喜的，虽然这些小动物已经死去了，但我们仍然爱它们。

A perfect manicure.

来做个指甲。

Frozen in time forever.

时间静止。

Little zombie musicians.

小小演奏家。

Tea time for the undead. Run for your lives.

下午茶时间。

Cheater!

作弊！

Aww, Easter bunnies.

啊，万圣节兔子。

This would make a great pet if it were a real animal.

如果真的有这种宠物，一定酷毙了。

Cyborg doe.

机械鹿。

Infested doe.

病毒感染。

Off to see the wizard…

一起去魔法仙境……

dead as a dog.

狗标本。

A very cute fawn with glassy eyes and scruffy fur.

玻璃做的眼睛，毛也不整齐，但是真的很可爱。

That duck is being really inappropriate.

这位鸭子先生的不良嗜好还真多。

She looks a little disappointed.

这位女士看上去有点儿失落。

This is outrageous. A beaver would never use a canoe.

真是让人火大，海狸怎么会用得上独木舟呢。

This guy is a bit of a scrooge.

这家伙看上与有点儿小气。

Not actually taxidermy but freeze-dried.

这不是标本，只是不动，风干了而已。

The best pet ever! It never poops, you don't have to feed it, and it'll never eat your smelly kid.

这绝对是最完美宠物！没有脏兮兮的便便，不用喂食，而且绝不会伤害你。

Sexy…?

性感……？