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同样是铲屎官,养猫养狗的区别可大了

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Because dogs and cats are the two most common companion animals, and because both species walk on all fours and are covered with fur (most of them, anyway), there's a tendency among humans to think they are more similar than they really are, which, drew from follows, is completely not the case.

狗和猫都是最常见的人类伙伴,它们都四脚行走,浑身披满长毛(好吧,它们中的大多数),正因为此,人们往往认为它们的相似之处一定超过人类所知,然而完全不是这样!

: when their best friend comes home.

汪星人:当他们最好的朋友回家了。

Cats:

喵星人。(滚来见驾了?想饿死朕吗?)

Dogs: when they’re taking a bath.

汪星人:他们洗澡的时候。

Cats:

喵星人:(找死!)

Dogs: going for a car ride.

汪星人:坐车去兜风。

Cats:

喵星人:(啊~~~~~~有人挟持朕!来人呐!)

同样是铲屎官,养猫养狗的区别可大了

Rubbing a dog’s belly:

汪星人:揉狗狗的肚子。

Rubbing a cat’s belly:

喵星人:(放肆!)

Dogs giving kisses:

汪星人:主动献吻。

Cats getting kisses:

喵星人:被强吻的时候。

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