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简历上求职者那些最滑稽的事

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45%的人力资源经理会说,他们浏览每一份求职简历的时间平均不会超过1分钟。一些求职者可能遭到拒绝这很容易理解,因为他们试图将自己的个性带到自己的工作经历中。但是,在你简历的“特殊技能”这块,你会写上你的特别才能是太空舞步吗?

简历上求职者那些最滑稽的事

1. Candidate said the more he was paid, the harder he worked. 有求职者说:多劳多得。

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2. Candidate said he had been fired from past positions, but still included those managers as references. 有求职者说:他已经被解雇,但是仍然拥有那些经理的推荐信。

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3. Candidate said getting an interview was important because he wanted an opportunity to show off his new tie. 有求职者说:获得一次面试机会很重要,因为这样他才有机会炫耀下他的新的领带。

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4. Candidate listed her dog as a reference. 有求职者将她的狗狗作为了证明人。

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5. Candidate listed-yes, the moonwalk-as a special skill. 有求职者将太空舞步作为自己的特殊技能。

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6. A husband and wife team looking to job share submitted a poem they had co-written. 一对夫妇在找工作的时候一起提交了他们俩共同写的一首诗。

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10. Candidate mentioned that he had survived a bite from a deadly aquatic animal. 有求职者提到他已经从一只致命的水生动物种幸存了下来。

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7. Candidate listed 'versatile toes' as a selling point. 有求职者在简历上写了“多才多艺的脚趾”作为卖点。

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8. Candidate wrote that he would be "a good asset to the company" but somehow omitted the last two letters in "asset". 求职者写道他将是“公司的优质资产”,但是资产(asset)前面两个字母却漏泄了。

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9. Candidate's email address contained the phrase "shakinmybootie". 有求职者的邮箱地址包含这句短语:强顶我的屁股。

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