简单的英语对话笑话大全
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Submitted by Pat Bacon
简单的英语对话笑话篇2Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe?
He ordered a cup of o a cafe?
He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.
Submitted by C. Keyes
简单的英语对话笑话篇3You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment.
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.
Submitted by George L. Washington
简单的英语对话笑话篇4"Do you know what really amazes me about you?"
"
"y. I was thinking about someone else!"
Submitted by The Clar (South Korea)
简单的英语对话笑话篇5Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe?
He ordered a cup of o a cafe?
He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.
Submitted by C. Keyes
简单的英语对话笑话篇6A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
简单的英语对话笑话篇7Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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