幽默英语故事带翻译

不喜欢的英语的人，在学习起来的时候特别烦躁，从而英语成绩一直上不去。学英语的时候为何不加点乐趣进去呢?小编在此献上英语小故事，希望对你有所帮助。

　英语故事带翻译：小偷和他的母亲

A young man was caught stealing, and sentenced to death three days later.

一个小偷被抓住了，被判处死刑，三天后执行。

He wanted to speak with his mother before the execution. Of course this was granted.

他想在行刑前与他的母亲话别，得到了允许。

When his mother came to him, he said, "I want to tell you something." He said something but she could not hear.

当他妈妈来到他的面前，他说：“告诉你一件事。”他轻轻说了一遍，但是她听不到;等她走近些，

He whispered again, and when she came close to him, she put her ear to his mouth. He nearly bit off her ear. All the bystanders were horrified.

小偷又轻声说了一遍。母亲将耳朵贴近时，儿子突然咬住母亲的耳朵，差点撕下来，周围的人都惊呆了。

"It is to punish her," he said. "When I was young I began stealing little things, and brought them home to mother. "Instead of punishing me, she laughed and said, ‘It will not be noticed.‘ It is because of her that I am here today."

“这是对她的惩罚，”小偷说，“我小时候小偷小摸，把偷的东西带回家时，她不但不惩罚我，反而笑着说‘别让人看见。’就是因为她我才落个今天这样的下场。”

英语故事带翻译：明天早上数

It’s a right. John is looking at the sky.

这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。

Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”

汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么?”

John says, “I’m counting stars.”

约翰说：“我在数星星。”

Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”

汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢?

　英语故事带翻译：醉酒

One day, a father and his little son were going home.

一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。

At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.

这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题

Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

“可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”