双语笑话 第408期: 自命不凡

I love beautiful things! How about changing the colour scheme a bit? And how about a crystal chandelier?

我热爱美丽的东西！改变一下配色方案如何？水晶吊灯的颜色怎么样？

What don't you understand - we live in shit! SHIT！

什么！你脑袋进水了吗——我们生活在屎里！屎！

Amongst the other bacteria Victoria was considered somewhat of a snob

其他细菌都认为维多利亚有点自命不凡