双语笑话 第451期: 怪我咯?!

Why did you get a lottery ticket with all the wrong numbers on it? Look at the screen. That's obviously the right numbers! What were you thinking?

为什么你买的彩票上号码全部对不上啊？你看那屏幕，那才是正确的号码啊！你脑子进水啦？

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