Shave Your Face 刮胡子

I hate shaving.

我讨厌刮胡子。

Me too.

我也是。

I just cut myself again.

我又一次自己刮。

Did you use a new blade?

你用新刀片了吗？

It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.

没关系。旧刀片可以刮，新刀片也可以刮。

Maybe you should use an electric shaver.

或许你应该用电动剃须刀。

They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.

它们有很大噪音，但是不会有刮伤的危险。

Maybe you should stop shaving.

或许你不该再刮胡子。

And grow a beard?

然后让胡子长起来？

Sure. Why not?

当然。为什么不呢？

Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.

因为食物和其他东西会粘在我的胡子上。

Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.

嗯。我有个主意。把剃须膏涂在脸上让猫咪舔干净。

What?

什么？

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